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joke of the day read care fully Before Marriage - - - Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

NUMBERS AND NATURE

Number 1: They can be very critical of themselves and others. They have issues surrounding time, creativity, independence, personal safety, and perfection. They are honest, principled and have a high self-respect. They are possessed of great leadership abilities, strong oratorical skills and command respect from their colleagues for their sense of justice. Positive Traits: They are ambitious and determined, a leader seeking opportunities. There is a great deal of honesty and loyalty in this character. They are a loyal friend and strictly fair in business dealings. Negative Traits: They are apt to dominate situations and people; the home, the spouse, the family and the business. Emotions aren't strong in this nature. Element: Fire (Energy) Ruling Planet: Sun Lucky Day: Sunday Lucky Gem: Ruby Lucky Colors: Yellow, Orange Family Number 2 They enjoy doing things for others and may find themselves juggling responsibilities. Their motivation is cen...

Compatibilty!!!!!

For the purposes of Numerology, the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 are considered. Given below is a summary of what each of these numbers stand for, and the numbers that they are friendly and unfriendly with. 1 One is the number of singularity, control, dominance, skill and will power. 1 is friendly with 1, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 9; and unfriendly with 2, 6 and 8. 2 Two is the number of duality, co-operation, emotion, intuition, secrecy and diplomacy. 2 is friendly with 2, 4, 6 and 9 while it is unfriendly with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 8. 3 Three is the number of creation, expression, love, affection and family life. 3 is friendly with 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 and unfriendly with 2 and 4. 4 Four is the number of stability, discipline, a methodical nature, intellectual capability, and balance. 4 is friendly with 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 and 9 and unfriendly with 3 and 6. 5 Five is the number of travel, communication, new experiences, change and freedom. 5 is friendly with 1, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 8 and unfriendly w...

Happpy Birthdayyy Dreamland

In the Blogosphere,Thousands of blogs are created and deleted everyday.But 30th october falling in the year 2006 witnessed the creation of a beautifull blog named Dreamland . Being acquainted with the author aashi isnt the only reason for my being closely attached with this blog. I have seen it grown literally from its start.And i simply love the poetry.Its the first time i really appreciated,enjoyed reading english poetry.I also remembr the story of this blog's creation but that has been reserved for my memoirs :-) .I would like to use this platform to convey my bes wishes to aashi and wishing Dreamland a very very happy first birthday. Really i really admire the way aashi's portfolio of blogs has gobe up to 4 the 4 one being a group blog where she plays an imp part.But this being her first blog would always be special. Also would like to thank God the almighty for giving me a chance to Play a small role in the As a parting note i would like to quote aashi here...

A touching love story

A touching love story - There was a blind girl, who hated herself for being blind. She hated everyone, except a boy who loved her and she loved him.......... One day the girl said that only if she can behold the world with eyes, she will marry him. So one day a generous soul donated eyes to her. Then she saw everything, the beauty of nature, the lovely people and the important person of all - the man. He asked her,"Now that you have witnessed this world with your eyes, will you marry me? The girl was shocked. She saw the boy too was blind, Stunned, she denys his request to marry him. The man walked away with silent tears pouring down his cheeks and whispered, "My sweet, please do take good care of my eyes."

ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"? To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 crore children start playing tennis, 50 lakh learn to play tennis, 5 lakh learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?" Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u Glowing, But only God Keeps u Going.....

A sms i recieved

Thursday, November 09, 2006 A sms i recieved Oas ki boond si hoti hai... betiyan... Sparash khurdura ho to roti hai ...betiyan... Roshan karega beta to bus ek hi kul ko... Do do kulon ki laaz ko dhotti hain .... betiyan.Ko nahi e doston ek dusre ka kam... Heera agar hai beta,to sacha moti hoti hai ... betiyan... Kaanton ki raah pe khud hi chalti rahengi...Auron ke liye phool hi boti hai.. betiyan... vidhi ka vidhan hai ,yahi,duniya ki rasam hai...Muhti bhar neer si hoti hai... BETIYAN Here is another one Dukh kinu sunava main duniya ch saare begane ne. jinu dil to chahunde c oh gaira de diwane ne. gujre kal di ehi kahani a, kuj aap barbaad hoye kuj uss di meharbani a.

17 signs of falling in love

Monday, June 25, 2007 17 signs of falling in love SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY SIXTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO. FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FOURTEEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM THIRTEEN: YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND. ELEVEN: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME TEN: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE. NINE: WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER. EIGHT: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM SEVEN: THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. SIX: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT. FIVE: YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM. FOUR: YOU WOUL...

Ashi tagged me...funny thing this is read on

Thursday, June 28, 2007 Ashi tagged me...funny thing this is read on Here are the rules: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They MUST be real places, names, things...NOTHING made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person before you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.So here it goes... Your Name: tushar Famous Singer/Band: Talat aziz 4 letter word: Tata Street: The Baker street Color: Trickle orange Gifts/Presents: Tie Vehicle:Tata safari Things in a Souvenir Shop:Time pieces Boy Name: Tanmay Girl Name:Tamannna Movie Title: Titanic Drink:Thanda Occupation:Theologist Flower: Tulips Celebrity:tshhar mangal...[cant thin of a better one] Magazine:Time City: Trivanthapuram Pro Sports Teams: The tigers hockey team Fruit:tomatoe [some say its fruit some say its vegetable i will benifi the doubt Rea...

How girlz rate guyz

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have. Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you: % just a friend % Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??" Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ). % Good Friend % You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you. Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa", Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I wi...

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. ..... Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people. Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question...