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Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .....
Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer :- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..



2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you
try again.



3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?



4. At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??

Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.



5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just
the money.



7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question :- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or
not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.



8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..



9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.



10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks...
Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and
now it's in flames!!!

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