>>HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
>>HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
>SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
>SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
>>HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
>SHE: Okay, get out!!!
>>HE: I think I could make you very happy
>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>>HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>>HE: Can I have your name?
>SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>>HE: Shall we go and see a film?
>SHE: I've already seen it!!!
>>HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
>SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
>>HE: Where have you been all my life?
>SHE: Hiding from you
>>HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
>SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
>>HE: Is this seat empty?
>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
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